I want to walk on stilts...naked
he puts the penis in happiness.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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