why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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