do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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