gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
you made out with another girl for some wings
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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