IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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