in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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