I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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