Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
