there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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