? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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