So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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