so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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