My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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