They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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