absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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