She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Randomize
