The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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