she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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