About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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