thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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