Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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