you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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