I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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