Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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