Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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