It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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