Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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