Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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