Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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