We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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