I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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