who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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