When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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