party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize