he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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