roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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