so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I have demons in me.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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