i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
