these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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