dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Do plants get herpes?
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