Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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