Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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