I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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