i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You may now shotgun with the bride
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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