I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize