Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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