? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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