I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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