This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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