i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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