Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
3pm strippers are depressing
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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