Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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