My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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