he thought i was a dude.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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