So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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