He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
