Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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