is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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