He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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