what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I could fuck to npr.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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